Another lovely selection of local shop-cocks

More cock based crockery

A positive plethora of cocks - too many to even count!

More and more cock - more than I can cope with!

Gigantic statue of a cock

I could barely believe my eyes or my luck when I happened across this magnificent 'garden ornament' in Clacton's finest hardware and household store. Really, let's be honest, how crass and common would you have to be to want to erect such an enormous cock in your back garden. These southern cockney types never cease to confound and amaze me.

Still, it's a bloody great cock and you can't say fairer than that in my book.

Another batch of cocks seen in shops

Another collection of procurable cocks