Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Cheeky Cockle in Brentwood

A small consolation after a short break with the Tordoff clan sharing a very small campsite in Kelvedon Hatch with a very large white supremacist and his extended clan of pitbull terrier resembling neanderthals. Bulldog tattooed on one shoulder, flag of St George on the other; smashing........



cocks in shops again - a good number of the buggers















Sunday, February 8, 2009

Charity shop cock

Looks like a milk jug craftily fashioned to look like a strange monstrous hybrid between a cock and a cheerful moray eel. A cockreel perhaps?

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Peacock plate

Cock on a plate. Nice cock, but a bit dull really......

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Monica Rae of Sunshine's first entries

Cocks in jock shops from Monica. She's scottish and she thinks cock might be just what she's been looking for.


Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Cockles seafood and shellfish

What an imagination the owners of this cockle emporium must have. How could they have possibly thought of such an original and amusing name for a cockle shop?

Simone Silcock's Classic chip cafe

Classy indeed! And the owner, when audaciously engaged in conversation by ICG during the capture process, admitted that they welcomed any publicity they could get; even an entry on Things Called Cock. It won't do them any good though, because I can't remember where ICG said they were. Keighley maybe, but equally so it might be Clackmamanshire or Spain.


Sunday, August 3, 2008

Crockery cock in a charity shop

Small and insignificant. Lurking on a dusty shelf. A cock looking for a new home!


Crockery cock in a charity shop

Small and insignificant. Lurking on a dusty shelf. A cock looking for a new home!